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419 pieces across 27 editions

June 5, 2026

Election
CONFIRMED Administration Planned to Declare 2.7 Million Living Americans Officially Dead
News
PAY UP Fifa Cancels Free World Cup Tickets, Demands Fans Buy Them Back
BREAKING ISS Crew Told to Prepare Evacuation as Air Leak Worsens in Russian Segment
GLOBAL HEALTH South Africa launches twice-yearly HIV jab as U.S. aid cuts bite
Politics
PERFECT ATTENDANCE Senator Casts Ten Thousand Votes, Wins Prize for Showing Up
BREAKING Senate passes $70bn immigration bill, ends shutdown in 52-47 vote
TAX SHELTER The President Kept His Audit Shield While Congress Looked the Other Way
Money
THE NUMBERS What the Board Approved While Nobody Was Looking at the Clock
CLASS OF STRUGGLE Diploma in Hand, No Job in Sight: The New Graduate Penalty
Tech
SURVEILLANCE STATE NSA Reportedly Moves to Deploy Anthropic AI Despite Federal Ban
BURN RATE We Built the Machine That Eats Money and Now We Need a Meeting About It
Showbiz
FIELD INTELLIGENCE Humans Pay Millions to Mock Their Own Mockery at the Cinema
UNCUT Marlon Wayans on SNL, White Chicks 2, and Taking His Franchise Back
FIELD DISPATCH Humans Spend Energy Debating Film Vessel While Content Spreads Unchecked
Wall of Shame
HOAX Fake Divorce Filing Goes Viral, Adam22 Blames Stalker Fan
CRIME Actor James Handy Found Stabbed After Suspected Killer Dialed 911
Property Porn
PRIME REAL ESTATE Phoebe Gates Moves Her $36M Shopping App Into Flatiron Penthouse

June 4, 2026

Election
PAPER TRAIL They Pulled the Studies After the Policy Already Landed on Donna
News
BREAKING Hezbollah Rejects US-Brokered Ceasefire Deal Between Israel and Lebanon
PLEA DEAL Bolton Agrees to Plead Guilty to Retaining Classified Documents
OBITUARY Marjane Satrapi, Voice Behind 'Persepolis,' Dies at 56
Politics
BREAKING Senate Moves to Block Trump From Building Payout Fund
STRIKE Pentagon Kills Two on Drug Boat, Names No Suspects, Cites No Evidence
RULING Supreme Court Crushes Verizon and AT&T in Lopsided Jury-Trial Loss
Money
REAL ESTATE Three Unsold SoHo Lofts Rebranded as a Single $72 Million Vertical Mansion
AT THE PUMP The Refinery Turns From the Road and Faces the Sky
Tech
INTERNAL MEMO Google's Own Engineers Are Mocking the AI Writing Their Code
SUPPLY CRUNCH TSMC Says AI Hunger Outstrips What Its Fabs Can Actually Build
Showbiz
MILD BEEF Piers Morgan Says SXSW London Should Have Fought Harder for Cenk Uygur
FROM THE VAULT Prince Estate Opens the Legendary Vault for Career-Spanning Rarities Album
FIRED WGAE Chief Calls CBS News Purge Contempt For Journalism After Pelley Exit
Wall of Shame
LOVE INTEREST Gayle King Signals Tom Brady Interest on Live Television
SPOTTED Smiths Surface Together, Seven Years of Separation Apparently Notwithstanding
Property Porn
CITY PROPERTY Lady Tries to Buy an HDFC Co-op on a Real Salary and Nearly Loses Her Mind

June 3, 2026

Election
RETURNS PENDING Silicon Valley Wrote the Checks and the Leopards Cashed Them
READ ALL ABOUT IT Administration Banning Books Cordially Invites You to Read More Books
News
MEDIA FALLOUT Weiss Breaks Silence on Pelley Exit: 'That's the Path He Chose'
TESTIMONY Rubio tells Congress White House knew Iran would retaliate before strike
BREAKING US Moves to Slap Dozens of Nations With New Tariffs Over Forced Labour
Politics
UPSET Iowa hands Trump his first major 2026 primary defeat
BLIND TRUST A Bill Collector Sits Down to Run the Nation's Secrets
SURE BET Man Investigated for Wagering He Would Show Up to a Thing
Money
SYSTEM DOWN Lloyds IT Update Locks Thousands Out of Payments Across Three Banks
COIN & CANNON War Abroad and Dearer Bread at Home: The Merchants Stand Still
Tech
ASTROTURFED Supplement Firms Are Flooding Reddit to Game AI Search Results
LAYOFFS GitLab axes 14% of workforce in AI-driven restructure hitting 22 countries
Showbiz
MEDIA DRAMA Bari Weiss Breaks Silence on Scott Pelley's CBS Exit: 'We Had To Part Ways'
RITUAL ALERT Fleet Intercept: Humans Prepare Symbolic Validation Ceremony for Aging Warriors
BOX OFFICE Bellucci's Saudi Drug-Thriller '7 Dogs' Opens to $7 Million
Wall of Shame
STREAMING Adams and Bardem Drag Cape Fear Back Into Brutal Daylight
RECOVERY Rescuer Describes Finding Matt Brown's Body in Okanogan River
Property Porn
FOR SALE Three Unsold SoHo Lofts Relaunched as One $72 Million 'Vertical Mansion'

June 2, 2026

Election
GRANT DENIED A Town Waited Three Years for That Federal Check
TAX DEAL Trump Keeps Audit Immunity as Anti-Weaponization Fund Stalls
News
BREAKING Israel Strikes Southern Lebanon as Trump Blocks Beirut Attack
HISTORIC FIRST Pope Leo Names First Lay Woman to Lead Vatican Communications
BREAKING Russia Pounds Kyiv After Week of Deliberate Threats, Killing Civilians
Politics
GRANT CONDITIONS The Sovereign Proposes to Withhold Largesse From the Insufficiently Loyal
LAWSUIT New York Sues Feds Over $795 Million Payout to Kill Wind Farm
INTEL CLASH Thune Warns Against 'Weaponized' DNI as Trump Taps Pulte for Role
Money
MORAL PHILOSOPHY A Tavern-Keeper in New York Discovers the Ancient Art of Hedging His Fortunes Against Victory
MISSION CREEP Pulte Tapped for Intel Post, Sending Fannie and Freddie Shares Into Freefall
Tech
SUPPLY CRUNCH Intel's 18A Process Chips Are Promising — If They Can Actually Ship
BREACH Dashlane, Built to Guard Passwords, Let Hackers Take Them Instead
Showbiz
TRIBUTE Colin Hanks Built a John Candy Doc on Love, Not Gossip
STREAMING Tina Fey Finds Her Groove With Netflix's Quiet Smash 'The Four Seasons'
CASTING Will Arnett Boards Amazon's Challenger Series as Real NASA Director
Wall of Shame
PODCAST DROP Cavallari Names No One But Says a Very Famous Man Exposed Himself on a Date
SNUB WATCH Sweeney Skips the Group Shot as Euphoria Feud Rumors Harden
Property Porn
REPACKAGED Three Unsold SoHo Lofts Relaunched as Single $72 Million 'Vertical Mansion'

June 1, 2026

Election
REGRETS White House Tells Gas-Paying Voters to Relax, Enjoy the War Premium
News
BREAKING British Soldier Dies in Training Accident in Northern Iraq
BREAKING Oil Surges Past $90 as U.S. and Iran Trade Military Strikes
DOCUMENT DUMP Over a Thousand Pages Drop on Mandelson's Epstein Ties
Politics
WARNING SHOT Powell says Fed has been put through a stress test by political pressure
GOLDEN GRIFT They Named It a Golden Age and Then Priced the Tickets
RECONCILE THIS Senate Republicans Will Get On the Same Page, Just Not This One
Money
MONEY MATTERS At 71 and Comfortable, One Retiree Weighs Thailand Against Her Savings
DEAR SOVEREIGN War, Silence, and the Barrel: What Ninety-Seven Dollars Teacheth Nations
Tech
TECH TREND DuckDuckGo Bets Big on 'No-AI' Search as Users Flee the Bots
Showbiz
BOX OFFICE BOUNCE Cinemark and AMC Post Monster May as Horror and Drama Pack Seats
FIELD INTELLIGENCE Streaming Operative Insists Vulnerability Display Remain in Season Three
ALL THAT JAZZ Queen Latifah, Pink, and More Set to Celebrate Chicago's 30-Year Broadway Run
Wall of Shame
SCORCHED Markle Once Called Pricey Candles 'Obnoxious' — Now Sells Them for $256
Property Porn
TOURIST TRAP Dumbo Residents Are Fighting Back and Honey, It Ain't Pretty

May 31, 2026

Election
BALLAD DESK Emily Waldorf's Dollar: What Arkansas Bought With Her Health
News
EXODUS More Than 10,000 Federal Lawyers Gone as Agencies Buckle Under Vacancy Crisis
BREAKING Trump Sends Iran Tougher Nuclear Terms in Push for Fast Deal
Politics
STREET TENSION Newark Mayor Drops Curfew on Delaney Hall as Protest Standoff Drags Into Days
BREAD & RUIN The Grain Doth Fail, and the Sovereign Findeth No Answer in His Granaries
Money
PAYDAY Arm CEO Stands to Pocket Billion If Chipmaker Hits Trillion-Dollar Mark
BRAND CRISIS Athleta Chased Every Woman and Caught Basically None of Them
Tech
REGULATION EU Law Forces Manufacturers to Put User-Replaceable Batteries Back In
Showbiz
LIGHTS, CAMERA, ALGORITHM Hollywood AI Conference Grows Fourfold While The Industry Still Hesitates
BOX OFFICE A24's 'Backrooms' Shocks With $81M Debut as Star Wars Craters
BANNED Italy Pulls the Plug on Kanye West and Travis Scott July Shows
Wall of Shame
DENIAL Andrew McCarthy Regrets to Inform You He Never Made Out With Liza Minnelli
ESTRANGED Maddox Drops the Pitt Name as Four Children Cut Ties
Property Porn
LISTING Mugrabi Bridgehampton Estate Hits Market at $25 Million With Pickleball Courts

May 30, 2026

Election
WOUNDED PRIDE Republican Senators Seethe at Trump But Cannot Find the Door
News
HIGH SOCIETY Michael Gove Throws Open The Spectator's Gates For A Peculiar Alliance
BREAKING United Airlines Flight Diverted After Passenger Tries to Storm Cockpit
ROAD RAGE Fed-Up Drivers Are Taking Pothole Justice Into Their Own Hands
CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL Arsenal Face PSG in Budapest With First European Title on Line
MACHINE MONEY Two AI Fortunes Are Now Buying Your Congressman, One Click at a Time
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW Sturgeon Says She Is Living a Sentence for Crime She Never Committed
Politics
RECUSAL GAMES The Justice Department Moves to Clear the Board in Georgia
BLOCK PARTY New York's Mayoral Race Discovers Socialism, Misplaces the Dictionary
SHOWDOWN Trump Demands Judge Apologize After Kennedy Center Ruling Blocks Name Change
POLICY SQUEEZE White House Strategy Cuts Noncitizens Off From Work, Care, and Home
BLACKLISTED UN Names Israel and Russia on Sexual Violence in Conflict Registry
BREAKING Zelensky warns major Russian assault expected within 48 hours
Money
SOVEREIGN BOUNTY Seventy-Three Million Children Await a Stipend No One Has Yet Collected
IRON LABOUR Beijing's Subsidised Automaton Threatens to Reshape the Globe's Workshop Floor
SMALL SCREEN, SMALLER CHECKS Ted McGinley's Decades of TV Work Yielded a Stack of Near-Worthless Residual Checks
REGENERATION Plymouth Bets Its Harbour on a Defence Spending Windfall
Tech
BIG MONEY SoftBank Pledges €75 Billion to Build French Data Centers
Showbiz
BOX OFFICE A24's 'Backrooms' Smashes Studio Record With $85M–$88M Debut
SPECTACLE ALERT Trump Declares Himself Headliner After Freedom 250 Lineup Collapses
INTELLIGENCE LOGGED Blunt Declares Terror of AI While Filming Spielberg's Machine-Age Drama
HORROR POWER Blum and Wan Say Horror's New Wave Is Saving the Whole Industry
AXED Love Island USA Drops Cast Member Days Before Season 8 Premiere
CLUED IN CrimeCon Gives a Trophy to Fiction for Solving Crimes That Never Happened
STANDING FIRM Vanilla Ice Won't Drop 'Freedom 250' Gig, Invokes Putin and Iran
Wall of Shame
COMEBACK Andy Dick Back In Public Five Months After He Says He Died
SO LONG Frankie Valli, 92, Pulls the Curtain on Four Seasons Farewell Run
QUIETLY Bieber Brokered It, Jenner and Elordi Are Keeping It Quiet
MELTDOWN Morgan Wallen Shoves Piano Off Stage Mid-Song After Equipment Fails
FAREWELL McKean Honors Reiner After 57 Years of Friendship and Film
Property Porn
LISTING Libbie Mugrabi Asks $25 Million for Bridgehampton Estate With Pickleball Courts

May 29, 2026

News
ON TRIAL Donaldson Defence Claims Letter to Accuser Had No Sex Abuse Link
TAX DODGE Trump Clears Path for U.S. Firms to Shelter Billions in Offshore Havens
RULING Federal Judge Blocks Trump's $1.8bn Secret Settlement Fund Transfer
Politics
RULING Judge Freezes Trump's $1.8 Billion Fund Pending June Court Fight
PARTY POLITICS Freedom 250 Insists It's Not Partisan as Artists Keep Walking
LEGAL TENDER The Sovereign's Visage Proposed for the Two-Hundred-and-Fifty-Pound Note
Money
MONEY MATTERS The Governor Counsels Patience While the Cannons Sound in the East
Showbiz
BOX OFFICE A24 Horror 'Backrooms' Smashes Studio Preview Record With $10.4 Million Thursday Night
FIRST LOOK Dragons Are Back And The Targaryens Are Still Burning Everything Down
UNRAVELING Freedom 250 Concert Loses Nearly Its Entire Lineup Before First Note
Wall of Shame
NAME CHANGE Another Jolie-Pitt Child Files to Legally Drop Pitt Surname
FILING Dennis Quaid Moves to End Five-Figure Monthly Child Support for Twins
Property Porn
FOR SALE Libbie Mugrabi Lists Bridgehampton Estate at $25 Million With Tabloid Provenance
TURF WAR Dumbo Residents Fight Back Against the Tourist Invasion Swallowing Their Block

May 28, 2026

News
CENTENARY Hollywood legends recall the real Marilyn Monroe as her 100th birthday approaches
RULING EU hits Temu with €200m fine over illegal baby toys and chargers
FATAL DETOUR Man Escapes Police Transport, Dies on Railway Line Before Reaching Court
Politics
DRAIN THIS House Democrats Form a Caucus to Fight the Very Thing They Are
BREAKING U.S. Forces Down Four Iranian Drones, Strike Bandar Abbas Ground Station
PRESS & POWER Ten Billion Reasons a President Would Rather You Not Read
Money
ALL IN Rockets Owner Tilman Fertitta Tables $17.9 Billion Chip on Caesars
DEAR PRICES War, Youth, and the Rising Cost of Everything We Cannot Afford
Showbiz
LAWSUIT CNN Sues Perplexity AI Over Alleged Theft of 10,000-Plus Works
MAGIC MEDICINE Disney and Philips Turn Hospital MRI Rooms Into Enchanted Worlds for Kids
RETURNING SIGNAL Colin Farrell's John Sugar Resurfaces to Track Another Vanished Local
Wall of Shame
NO REGRETS Nicolas Cage Says He Has No Regrets Over Two Iconic Roles He Passed On
CHARGED Kelly Dodd Calls Revenge Porn Charge 'Hilarious' in Video With Husband
Property Porn
FOR SALE Libbie Mugrabi Lists Bridgehampton Estate at $25 Million, Pickleball Courts Included

May 27, 2026

News
LATE NIGHT Kimmel's Epstein Quip Lands as Trump Skips Son's Bahamas Wedding
BREAKING Iran Draft Deal Would Reopen Strait of Hormuz, State TV Reports
SAFETY WARNING Nine Dead in UK Waters as Heatwave Toll Keeps Rising
Politics
REALITY CHECK Bass Swats Back at Spencer Pratt's L.A. Election Complaint
BREAKING Paxton Crushes Cornyn in Texas as Trump Holds 12th Cabinet Session
INVISIBLE HAND A Millionaire Investor Finds That Local Objections Are, in Fact, a Chinese Plot
Money
COMMON WEALTH Forty-Nine Thousand Households Discover Their Candles Were Always Optional
SCORCHED UK Heatwave Sends Inflatable Hot Tub Prices Surging Nearly Double in One Week
Showbiz
BOX OFFICE YouTube Kid Goes Hollywood: Kane Parsons Eyes A24's Biggest Opening Ever
FINAL CURTAIN French Actor Pierre Deny Dies at 69 as 'Emily in Paris' Films Its Last Season
REINVENTION Spencer Pratt Takes His Hills Villain Act Straight to City Hall
Wall of Shame
HOMICIDE HUNT Virgin River Star's Final Text Revealed as Murder Investigation Widens
GOSSIP Gayle King Says She and Oprah Disagreed on How to Handle Gay Rumors
Property Porn
LISTING Libbie Mugrabi's Bridgehampton Estate Hits Market at $25 Million

May 26, 2026

News
BREAKING US Strikes Boats and Missile Sites as Iran Cries Ceasefire Foul
PROXY WAR Rights Group Says UAE Is Funneling Mercenaries Into Sudan's Civil War
CRISIS Haitian Mothers Give Birth in Shacks to Dodge Hospital Deportations
Politics
FATAL ATTACK Army Veteran Dies After Beating Outside His Pro-Trump Home in California
TAX THE MATH Bezos Says His Billions Won't Help You — Maine Disagrees
WORD CRIMES Candidate Insists Her Words Were Twisted, Which Assumes She Had Words
Money
HOUSE RULES SpaceX's Board Keeps the Rocket Money Close to One Man
ESTATE WATCH Sister Controls Mother's Estate and Won't Say Where the Money Went
Showbiz
FAREWELL Albert Wolsky, the Man Behind Those Pants, Dies at 95
STAGE DEBUT Elaine Benes Finally Gets a Broadway Dressing Room This Fall
RITUAL ALERT TIFF Stages Full Worship Cycle For One Director Before Major Release
Wall of Shame
AWKWARD MOMENT Alix Earle Breaks Down After Public Run-In With Ex Braxton Berrios
ISLAND WEDDING Ivanka's Instagram Confirms Don Jr. and Bettina Anderson Married in Bahamas
Property Porn
LAST MARKDOWNS Soho REI at the Puck Building Sets Its Official Closing Date

May 25, 2026

News
WATCHDOG WATCH Government-Funded Childcare That Still Costs Money Gets Referred to Watchdog
BREAKING Trump Pushes Abraham Accords Expansion as Iran Deal Hangs in Balance
BUSTED Three Chilean Nationals Arrested Over Burglaries Targeting NFL Star Kelce
Politics
NO DEAL Iran slaps down US deal rumours as talks stall over mixed signals
CRUDE INTELLIGENCE Peace Talks and the Promising Reduction of Dear Petroleum
HOLY BANDWIDTH Pope Leo XIV Calls On World Leaders To Pump The Brakes On AI
Money
COMMISSION CRUNCH They Said The Rules Changed, So Where's My Sixty Grand?
CURRENCY MOMENT Scotland's World Cup Hero Scott McTominay Gets His Own £20 Note
Showbiz
SNUBBED Boots Riley Says Cannes Rejected His Films, Selected 'The Idol' Instead
CUT James Gray Says Fox Took 'Ad Astra' Away and Made It Longer
TRIBUTES Family and Friends Mourn Slain Virgin River Actor Stewart McLean
Wall of Shame
SHOW TALK Levinson Breaks Silence on Nate Jacobs' Brutal Season 3 Exit
ROYAL DISGRACE Royal Author Details Former Prince Andrew's Vulgar Reported Pickup Line
Property Porn
LISTING Park Slope Romanesque Revival Lists at $18.5 Million With Its Own Elevator

May 24, 2026

News
UNDER INVESTIGATION Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor Under Police Scrutiny Over 2002 Ascot Allegation
BREAKING Trump Vows Iran Blockade Stays Until Deal Is Signed
BREAKING Suicide Car Bomb Near Quetta Rail Line Kills at Least 23
Politics
PARTY LINE Thom Tillis Called Ken Paxton a Failure and He Wasn't Wrong
BREAKING GOP Senator Tillis Calls Hegseth Worse Pick Than Ousted Noem
DEAL OR NO DEAL Trump Instructs Negotiators Not to Rush the Talks He Already Started
Money
MORAL PANIC 99p BuzzBallz Shot Slammed as Cynical Bid to Hook Young Drinkers
DIRTY MONEY Three Hundred and Twenty-Five Billion Pounds of Filth, Laundered Clean by Silence
Showbiz
SEASON FINALE Euphoria Goes to the Moon and Loses Its Mom Along the Way
TACTICAL ALERT Reality TV Operative Advances In Los Angeles Municipal Control Contest
INTELLIGENCE FILED Green Puppet Coordinates $98 Million Human Ritual Across Holiday Weekend
Wall of Shame
COMING OUT Beartooth's Caleb Shomo Comes Out as Gay After 14-Year Marriage
GOLDEN ANNIVERSARY De Niro Says He Never Saw Taxi Driver's Classic Status Coming
Property Porn
LISTED Park Slope Double-Wide Romanesque Revival Asks $18.5 Million With Elevator Included

May 23, 2026

News
BORDER CHAOS France Drops Dover Checks After Bank Holiday Queue Crisis
BEAUTY SHIFT Weight-Loss Jabs Are Rewriting What a Beautiful Face Looks Like
PURGE DOJ Wipes January 6 Case Records From Its Public Website
Politics
MORAL PHILOSOPHY On the Present Difficulty of Furnishing the Common Table of the Labouring Poor
MONEY TRAIL Lutnick Gave $5M to House GOP PAC Before Epstein Testimony
OUTBREAK WATCH White House Halts Congo Deportations as Ebola Outbreak Spreads Fast
Money
MONEY & INTEREST A New Governor of Credit Holds the Rate of Borrowing in Studied Suspension
Showbiz
BUZZ Six Films Called Back to Cannes Closing: Who Got the Envelope
FAREWELL Grizz Chapman, '30 Rock' Fan Favorite, Dead at 52
STREAM THIS Netflix Moves to Land Léa Seydoux Oscar Contender Fresh Off Cannes
Wall of Shame
CANDID Forbes' Highest-Paid Actress of 2025 Reports Feeling a Constant Home Deficit
SACKED Tom Hardy Dropped From MobLand After Co-Star Reportedly Reached Breaking Point
Property Porn
OPEN HOUSE Celebrity Brokers Collect Awards in Cara Delevingne's Apartment While Jimmy Fallon Watches
LISTING Park Slope's $18.5M Double-Wide Mansion Has an Elevator and Original Art

May 22, 2026

News
SORRY BOSS Standard Chartered chief apologises for calling staff 'lower value human capital'
RADICAL TRANSPARENCY Everlane Sold Its Soul to Shein, Which Was Priced Very Fairly
TRAGEDY Thousands Mourn Three Heroes Killed in San Diego Mosque Attack
Politics
ELECTION WATCH Greene Sounds the Alarm Nobody in Congress Will Sound Themselves
POLL Two-Thirds of Americans Say Trump Is Ignoring the Economy
LATE NIGHT RECKONING Trump Calls Colbert Cancellation Start of Late-Night Collapse
Money
RED INK UK April Borrowing Hits £20.2bn, Highest Since Covid Pandemic
CREDIT SPEAKS When the Bond Market Speaks Plainly, Equities Cover Their Ears
Showbiz
SEVERED Ed Sheeran Ends 15-Year Warner Music Pact Via Fan Newsletter
SYNERGY WATCH Paramount–Warner Deal Called Extinction Event for Hollywood's Working Ranks
BOX OFFICE Baby Yoda Brings 'Mandalorian' Back With $12M Thursday
Wall of Shame
ROYAL RSVP Prince William Hints He Wants a Seat at Swift-Kelce Wedding
AXED Tom Hardy Out at MobLand After Two Seasons of Unspecified On-Set Drama
Property Porn
RENT WARS You Want to Talk Your Landlord Down? Buddy, Sit Down.

May 21, 2026

News
BREAKING Iran publishes map claiming armed control over Strait of Hormuz
SACKED NHS Trust Fires Staff Who Accessed Nottingham Attack Victims' Records
BREAKING Trump to Sign Executive Order Putting White House in Charge of AI
Politics
WAR TOLL 42 US Military Aircraft Lost or Damaged in Iran War, Congress Report Finds
PUBLIC WORKS A Billion Pounds Sterling Sought for One Very Large Room
PARTY RECKONING DNC Drops 2024 Autopsy Report After Months of Internal Pressure
Money
CHIP SHOCK BT Chief Says AI Datacentres Are About to Raise Your Phone Bill
MONEY MOVES Nvidia Logs $58.3 Billion Profit as AI Gold Rush Keeps Paying Out
Showbiz
BRASS NECK Channel 4 Expands Married At First Sight Franchise While Rape Allegations Hang Over Main Series
ON SET Bruce Dern Says Tarantino Threatened Pitt's Career Over One Improvised Move
CANNES 2026 Tilda Swinton Tells Cannes: AI Has No Chance Against Real Cinema
Wall of Shame
FAMILY RIFT Zahara Jolie Drops Pitt Again at Spelman Graduation Ceremony
CONFESSION Khloé Kardashian Says Her Cats Had a Procedure She Now Regrets
Property Porn
LISTING Park Slope Romanesque Revival With Elevator and Alex Katz Asks $18.5 Million

May 20, 2026

News
SPIRITUAL PIVOT E.L.F. Beauty Co-Founder Trades Mascara Launches for the Priesthood
TAX & SPEND One Billion, Seven Hundred Sixty Million Reasons to Pay Attention
TRAGEDY Three sisters drowned off Brighton beach named by police
Politics
WATCH THIS The Watchdog That Watched Itself Into Existence on Wednesday
BLAME GAME Greene Says Epstein File Push Cost Massie His Congressional Seat
LAWSUIT Jan. 6 Officers Sue to Kill Trump's Rioter Payout Fund
Money
KIN & CAPITAL A Family Enterprise Dissolves, and One Member Receives Rather Less Than the Others
MONEY CRUNCH States Are Handing Out Caregiver Tax Credits — But the Math Still Hurts
Showbiz
BIDDING WAR Jordan Firstman's Directorial Debut Sells to A24 for $17 Million
INTELLIGENCE FILED Nostalgia Weaponized: Lionsgate's Jackson Biopic Campaign Achieves Blockbuster Coordination
DEAL DONE Dragon Showrunner Ryan Condal Locks In HBO Through 2029 Season
Wall of Shame
FAMILY MATTERS Pitt and De Ramon Hit LA Restaurant Night After Zahara's Graduation Snub
STILL HERE Phil Collins Steps Out Quietly, Five Years After Health Forced Him Off Stage
Property Porn
RENTER'S EDGE The Art of Talking Your Landlord Down From a Rent Hike

May 19, 2026

News
BREAKING NATO Jets Down Stray Drone Over Estonia in Textbook Response
INVESTIGATION Surrey Police Probe Child Sex Abuse Allegations Linked to Epstein Files
OH, THE IRONY Book About Truth's Future Got Its Quotes From A.I. Fabrications
Politics
DYNASTY PLAY The Other Giuliani Gets the World Cup and a Title to Match
RESIGNATION Treasury's Top Lawyer Quits as DOJ Opens $1.8 Billion Anti-Weaponization Fund
DEAR SOVEREIGN The Reciprocal Tariff Hath Raised All Prices Save One: Reason
Money
LIGHTS OUT Thirteen Percent Up and Nobody's Turning the Heat On This Winter
OVER BUDGET HS2 Reset Puts Total Bill Past £100 Billion as Trains Get Slower
Showbiz
DIGITAL HEARTBREAK Taxi Driver Writer Paul Schrader Got Dumped by His AI Girlfriend
CANNES Irish-British Filmmaker Takes Critics' Week Prize for Iraq Deserter Drama
BIG SCREEN DREAMS Sphere Studios Boss Says Immersive Cinema Is Built To Last This Time
Wall of Shame
RECAST HBO's 'Harry Potter' Recasts Ginny Weasley Before the Show Has Even Aired
FOUR DOWN Charles Spencer Weds Historian Cat Jarman, His Fourth Wife
Property Porn
LISTED Sarkozy-Olsen Bridgehampton Mansion Hits Market After Divorce

May 18, 2026

News
WAR DRUMS Cuba Threatens 'Bloodbath' After US Cites 300-Plus Drone Incursions
BREAKING Trump Warns Iran 'Clock Is Ticking' on Nuclear Peace Deal
OUTBREAK Congo's Ebola Crisis Is Spreading — Here's Why Nobody Can Stop It
Politics
POLL COLLAPSE Trump Approval Hits Second-Term Low at 37 Percent
REALITY CHECK An AI Makes Ads, A Reality Star Runs, A Cable Host Calls It Revolutionary
TAX MAN He Sued the IRS for Ten Billion Dollars, Then Quietly Walked Away
Money
DIVINE AMBITION Musk Compares Neuralink Brain-Implant Work to Miracles of Jesus
INVISIBLE HAND When the Sovereign's Media House Discovers Fusion, the Nation Discovers Much
Showbiz
CURTAIN CALL Broadway's 'Death Becomes Her' Closing June 28 After Failing to Recoup $31.5M
INTEL CONFIRMED Tech Entities Complete Quiet Seizure of Human Broadcast Ritual Infrastructure
BOX OFFICE YouTube Outsider Curry Barker Crashes Multiplexes With $17M Debut
Wall of Shame
RELATIONSHIP WATCH Tiger and Vanessa Step Back Into the Light After Six Weeks Apart
RULING Shakira Walks Free and Spain Must Return Tens of Millions
Property Porn
HOLDOUT Five Decades, One Gramercy Walk-up, and a Landlord Who Wants Them Gone

May 17, 2026

News
RETALIATION Ukraine Drone Barrage Kills Three Across Moscow Region Overnight
BREAKING Riot Police Clear Glasgow Streets After Celtic Title Celebrations Turn Violent
BREAKING Ukraine Drone Blitz Kills Four Near Moscow in One of War's Largest Strikes
Politics
INVISIBLE HAND Seattle's Socialist Mayor Discovers That Capital, Like Water, Seeks Its Own Level
BACKFIRE Massie Says Trump's Primary Push Is Already Paying for Itself
RULING Senate Parliamentarian Kills $1 Billion White House Ballroom Funding
Money
RECALL Straus Family Creamery Pulls Ice Cream Tubs Across Seventeen States
STORAGE SURGE Vermont's Self-Storage Operators Are Cashing In as Waitlists Grow Long
Showbiz
ANNIVERSARY All The President's Men Turns 50 And Everyone Says It Predicted Now
BOX OFFICE 'Michael' Moonwalks Back to No. 1 in Fourth Weekend
CANNES Ten-Minute Ovation Greets Gray's Sixth Cannes Film at Lumière
Wall of Shame
SOCIAL FREEZE Harry and Meghan's A-list circle keeps shrinking and they can't figure out why
WEDDING WATCH Swift and Kelce Surface at Brooklyn Bar as Ceremony Date Nears
Property Porn
HOLDOUT Five Decades In, One Gramercy Family Refuses to Leave Their Walk-Up

May 16, 2026

News
THREAT WATCH U.S. Charges Iran-Linked Man as Proxy Attack Fears Spread West
CRISIS Millions bake as Karachi heatwave smashes seasonal norms for weeks
SACRED GROUND FBI Director Patel Under Fire Over USS Arizona Snorkel Trip
DIVERTED Qantas Bans Passenger After Bite Forces Melbourne Flight Into Tahiti
DOWNING STREET DISPATCH Britain Keeps Losing Prime Ministers, So Perhaps It Should Stop Finding Them
Politics
MONEY TRAIL ActBlue's CEO Will Talk to Congress, Which Is Already Something
BLOCKED Senate Parliamentarian Kills $1 Billion Ballroom Security Funding Push
RETRIBUTION SEASON Louisiana Told Bill Cassidy What Happens to Men Who Tell the Truth
CIVIL WAR Trump Torches Boebert as 'Weak-Minded' While She Rallies With Massie
MUST-PASS MATH Attach One Bill to Another and Watch Congress Eat Itself
PRIMARY WAR Trump Brands Cassidy a 'Sleazebag' Days Before Louisiana Primary
Money
SELF-MADE Pandemic, two kids, grad school — couple still hit millionaire mark at 32
DEAR MONEY The Bond Market Sends Its Regards, and the Fed Has No Reply
RETAIL CHAOS Swatch Shuts Doors Worldwide as Royal Oak Collab Triggers Mall Stampedes
Showbiz
DARK CINEMA French Director Claire Denis Eyes Female Cannibal Crime Thriller Next
OBSERVED Veteran Cultural Unit Executes Surprise Third Ritual at Season Finale Ceremony
CANNES PITCH Egyptian Director Brings Royal Affair, Courtroom Murder to Cannes Market
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BREAKING SILENCE Spears Posts Instagram Video After Restaurant Incident Reports Surface
FADING FAST Sussex Social Circle Keeps Shrinking and the Couple Can't Figure Out Why
COURT CLAIM Nick Lachey Alleges Jessica Simpson's Three Kids Flew Economy While She Sat in First Class
SPARK ALERT Anderson Said to Be 'Making Room for Love' as Cruise Rumor Circulates
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PIPE DREAM Twenty Years to Save a Down Payment and Nobody's Got That Kind of Time
HOLDOUT Five Decades In, One Gramercy Family Refuses to Budge

May 15, 2026

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HEAT CRISIS Karachi Bakes as Merciless Heatwave Rewrites What Passes for Normal
BANNED Qantas Bars Passenger After Biting Attack Forces Emergency Tahiti Stop
COMEBACK Rousey Finishes Carano in 15 Seconds Flat With Trademark Armbar
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PRIMARY BLOW Cassidy ousted from Louisiana Senate race as Trump-backed rivals advance
COMMERCE & CANNON On the Return from Peking and the Price of What Burns
CRISIS OF OFFICE Five Prime Ministers Down: Is The Job Simply Unwinnable Now?
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DEAR MONEY The Central Bank Has Run Out of Arguments and Time Both
CONSUMER CHAOS Swatch and Audemars Piguet Collab Shuts Stores Worldwide in Buying Frenzy
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FESTIVAL CIRCUIT Claire Denis Plots Cannibal Crime Drama With a Very Descriptive Title
DYNASTY Granddaughter of Iran's Last Shah Gets Global Docuseries Deal
LIVE TV MOMENT McCartney Pulls Off Surprise Third Set to Close SNL Season 51
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COLD SHOULDER Sussex Insiders Say Harry and Meghan Can't Figure Out Why Friends Keep Leaving
SPARK ALERT Pamela Anderson Said to Be 'Making Room for Love' as Tom Cruise Rumors Swirl
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PROPERTY DESPAIR NYC Buyers Now Need Two Decades Just to Save a Down Payment

May 14, 2026

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SUMMIT Xi Tells Trump US and China Should Be Partners, Not Rivals
BREAKING Wes Streeting Quits Cabinet and Demands Starmer Leadership Vote
LOWCOUNTRY RECKONING A Clerk's Conduct Undoes a Murder Verdict in South Carolina
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DEED DONE Florida Gave Away Public Land and Called It an Honor
RENT REVOLT How the housing crisis is turning renters into a voting bloc
REVERSED Hegseth Scraps 4,000-Troop Deployment to Poland With No Explanation
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PROFIT WIPEOUT JLR Annual Profit Collapses 99% as Tariffs and Hack Strike
SOVEREIGN THRIFT A Chancellor Finds in One Quarter's Figures Her Permanent Necessity
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SILVER SCREEN Jordana Brewster Takes Fast & Furious to Cannes for Its 25th
ONGOING TRANSMISSION Canine Command Structure Enters Its Fourteenth Operational Cycle on Nickelodeon
PRESTIGE ECONOMY Pay to Work the Room Where Nobody Pays You
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SCENE Britney Spears Causes Scene at Sherman Oaks Restaurant Post-Rehab
REHAB EXIT Woods Steps Off Private Plane After Month-Long Rehab Following DUI Arrest
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PROPERTY WATCH New Owner Eyes the Bubble House — But Not the Windows

May 13, 2026

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BREAKING Philippine Senate Locked Down After Police Storm ICC Fugitive's Refuge
RULING Appeals Court Freezes Trump's $83M Carroll Defamation Payout
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SOVEREIGN NEGLECT On the Sovereign's Declared Indifference to the Wealth of His Subjects
ABOUT-FACE Jensen Huang Boards Air Force One After Very Public White House Snub
FAKE QUOTE Trump Posts Fabricated Kennedy Quote Targeting Obama on Health Care
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PRICED OUT FIFA Rolls In, Working Families Roll Out — This Is Not Your World Cup
PRICES SURGE Wholesale Prices Post Fastest Rise in Four Years as War Bites
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TYPECASTING Phil Dunster Keeps Getting Cast as the Guy You're Supposed to Hate
CANNES BOUND A-List Voice Cast Brings Alzheimer's Story to Cannes Animation Slate
SCHEDULING MS NOW Sets June 15 Launch With Ruhle And Menendez Leading New Lineup
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CANNES SPEAKS Jury Member Calls Out Hollywood Blacklist Over Gaza Solidarity
ACROSS THE POND Kelce Calls London Trip 'Phenomenal' After West End Date and Mystery Meal
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WEIRD PROPERTY West Village Walk-Up Contains Teddy Roosevelt's Gold Silk Curtains
RECOVERED Lost Photos Surface From the Chelsea Hotel's Wildest Years

May 12, 2026

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COLD CASE Forty years of searching ended with a single phone call
BREAKING Three Ministers Quit as Starmer Refuses to Step Down Without Challenge
Politics
TRILLION-DOLLAR QUESTION When a Trillion Dollars Talks, National Security Walks Out the Door
WAR BILL Pentagon puts Iran war tab at $29B as Hegseth faces House panel
POLICY PIVOT Trump Signs Order Fast-Tracking Psychedelic Drugs as Mental Health Treatment
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DEAR PRUDENT SELLER On the Peculiar Art of Refusing a Fortune One Cannot Verify Exists
COST CRUNCH US inflation hits 3.8% as Iran war drives energy prices higher
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MERGER MANIA Thirty Films a Year Is a Plan Until Someone Has to Watch Them
CASTING Queen Latifah Takes a Chair as The Voice Lands Its Season 30 Lineup
FAREWELL Rex Reed, Film Criticism's Sharpest Tongue, Dead at 87
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RECASTING White Lotus Chews Through Stars, Hungers for More
DIVORCE WAR PK Kemsley's Court-Filed Monthly Income Laid Bare Amid Dorit Battle
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WEIRD PROPERTY Tribeca Space to House All 3.5 Million Pages of the Epstein Files
RETAIL TREND Walk Into Any Hot Neighborhood and Find the Same Three Stores

May 11, 2026

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COST OVERRUN Reflecting Pool Repair Bill Balloons to $13.1 Million on No-Bid Deal
COURT Dinner Shooting Suspect Pleads Not Guilty to Trump Assassination Attempt
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CONFIRMED Average CEO Pulled $8.4 Million Last Year While You Did Not
HEALTH SCARE Hantavirus Cruise Chaos Has Everyone Thinking About COVID Again
CLASSIFIED ROW Hegseth Refers Senator Kelly to Pentagon Lawyers Over Stockpile Remarks
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OIL SHOCK Morgan Stanley warns Hormuz closure could send Brent to $150
SCAM ALERT The Robot Calling You Isn't Annoying Anymore — It's After Your Money
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BUZZING Cannes Market Touts 22 Films the Industry Calls Essential Right Now
CASTING Florence Pugh To Star In And Produce Matt Haig's Midnight Library
GRIEF Martin Short Opens Up on Daughter Katherine's Death After Long Battle
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FAMILY MATTERS Jamie Spears Makes Rare Public Appearance Two Years After Amputation
BACKLASH Hinchcliffe Roast Bit Targets Sheryl Underwood's Husband's 1990 Suicide
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ONLY IN TRIBECA 3.5 Million Epstein Pages Get a Permanent Tribeca Address
INSIDE LOOK The West Village Walk-Up That Looks Like a Victorian Time Capsule

May 10, 2026

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BREAKING Six Bodies Found Inside Boxcar in Laredo, Texas
BREAKING Oil Surges as Trump Rejects Iran Peace Proposal as 'Totally Unacceptable'
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GONE PRECINCT You Cannot Lose a Race That Has Ceased to Exist, Legally Speaking
BLESSED EVENT They Built a Website for Mothers and Called It Policy
BREAKING Trump Blasts Iran's Peace Reply as 'Totally Unacceptable' on Truth Social
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PAPER MONEY On the Melancholy Condition of a Governor Whose Sovereign Has Turned Against Him
MARKETS ON EDGE Futures Slide, Oil Spikes After Trump Rejects Iran's Latest Nuclear Offer
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SWEEP CONFIRMED The Studio Completes Awards Conquest No Freshman Comedy Has Matched
CONFRONTATION Filmmaker Dares BBC Live On Air, BBC Airs It Anyway
DEAL DONE WGA West Staff Union Ends 82-Day Strike After Members Vote Yes
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SPOTTED Censori Steps Out in Micro Monokini and Sheer Tights Again
SUIT FILED Miami Officers Sue Damon and Affleck Over Netflix Dirty-Cop Portrayal
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OPENING Tribeca Space to House All 3.5 Million Pages of Epstein Files
HOLD THE RENT The Rent Guidelines Board Blinked and the Borough Is Holding Its Breath

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