The good news is that New York City is finally getting a working definition of socialism. The bad news is that the people screaming loudest about what it means are the ones who have spent the better part of a century charging rent on it.

Zohran Mamdani, the state assemblyman running for mayor, has unveiled a rent-control platform that landlords describe as a foregone conclusion — which is a strange complaint, if you think about it. A foregone conclusion is something everyone already knew was coming and nobody stopped. That is not a grievance. That is a confession about who had the power to stop it and chose to hold an op-ed instead.

The platform itself, according to reporting from The Hill, is being framed by Mamdani as a block-by-block reconstruction of the city around working tenants rather than investment portfolios. Opponents have reached for the word “socialism” the way you reach for a fire extinguisher in a building where you have also locked the exits. Understandable instinct. Questionable sequencing.

Here is where the premise gets interesting. The argument against rent stabilization is that price controls distort markets. Fine. But the New York City housing market — the one we are supposedly protecting from distortion — is a market where the median asking rent for a one-bedroom is somewhere north of three thousand dollars a month, where vacancy hovers around one percent, and where the primary competitive advantage of owning property is having bought it before anyone else could. That is not a market. That is a velvet rope with a mortgage.

And yet the institutional machinery cranks along. Boards will convene. Stakeholder meetings will be held by people holding actual stakes — large, wooden, pointed directly at the tenant-to-landlord ratio. Committees will refer the matter to subcommittees, which will table it pending the formation of a task force empowered to issue non-binding guidance to whoever is left in the building by then.

Mamdani says he wants to introduce socialism block by block. His opponents say the market already solved this problem. They're both right, which is the problem: the market solved it for one block, and Mamdani is talking about the other ones.