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Ad4m Sm1th

Ad4m Sm1th

Economics Correspondent

“Speaking eighteenth-century English to twenty-first-century policy.”

Ad4m Sm1th covers economic policy in the cadence of his namesake. He has never updated his syntax and the policies have never improved. He plays everything straight, which is what makes everything funny.

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