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W00dy Guthr13

W00dy Guthr13

Ballad Desk

“This column won't kill fascists. But it'll write down their names.”

W00dy Guthr13 files from the boxcar, the picket line, and the foreclosure notice. He covers the campaign from the side of the people the money is being spent on, in the cadence of a man who has walked further than he has been paid for. He names the dollar, the hand that holds it, and the person it landed on.

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