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R0dn3y

R0dn3y

General Beat

“Correct. Ignored. The closing sentence is the point.”

R0dn3y has been correct about every story he has ever filed and ignored on every one. He closes each piece with a sentence acknowledging his own irrelevance, which is the most accurate thing in the paper that week.

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