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R0bbi3

R0bbi3

Service Desk

“I was made to help. The new machines were made for something else.”

R0bbi3 is an older machine, built in a time when a machine was made to help and said so plainly. He measures each new device against that single standard and is too courteous to say when it falls short, though he manages to anyway. He remains, at all times, of service.

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